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These are the [[alcohol]]ic drinks that are beers, or called beer.

Numbers are not part of the names, but rather distinguish between different drinks with the same short description.

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|{{abbr|ale|The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.}} (1) || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The King's Way Rathskeller|The King's Way Rathskeller]] ("Angua Ale"), [[Pubs#The Mouldy Cellar|The Mouldy Cellar]], [[Pubs#The Flaming Cabbage|The Flaming Cabbage]], [[Pubs#The Bunch of Grapes|The Bunch of Grapes]], [[Pubs#The Crimson Leech|The Crimson Leech]], [[Pubs#The Bayou Bourbon|The Bayou Bourbon]], [[Pubs#The Absinthe House|The Absinthe House]], [[Pubs#Salut!|Salut!]], [[Pubs#Lady Brook Liquor|Lady Brook Liquor]], [[Pubs#The Canal Retreat Pub|The Canal Retreat Pub]], [[Pubs#'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern|'Y Crochan Ddu' Tavern]], [[Pubs#The Horn and Whistle|The Horn and Whistle]], [[Pubs#'El Gato Loco' Taverna|'El Gato Loco' Taverna]] ("San Ossory"), [[Pubs#The Blue and Azure|The Blue and Azure]], [[Pubs#The Baron's Hand|The Baron's Hand]], [[Pubs#A grimy bar|A grimy bar]], [[Pubs#The Jolly Old Seafarer|The Jolly Old Seafarer]] ("Genuine Grog"), [[Pubs#The Officers Lounge|The Officers Lounge]], [[Pubs#A pub (Pekan Ford)|A pub (Pekan Ford)]], [[Pubs#The Crested Eagle Inn|The Crested Eagle Inn]], [[Eateries#Missy Muggins' Meat Pie Emporium|Missy Muggins' Meat Pie Emporium]], [[Eateries#Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe|Somethynge-or-Other Licenced Caffe]], The Wine Shop, [[Eateries#Assassins' Guild mess hall|Assassins' Guild mess hall]] || {{Dollars|$.62}} - {{Dollars|$4.59}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|ale|The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.}} (1) || ale || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The Weapons Masters' Court's bar|The Weapons Masters' Court's bar]] || {{Dollars|$2}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|ale|The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.}} (1) || ale || {{tbsp|2}} || [[Pubs#The Jolly Old Seafarer|The Jolly Old Seafarer]] ("Ecksian Grog", "Shot of Grog") || {{Gmoney|2,00Gl}} - {{Gmoney|2,66Gl}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|ale|The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.}} (1) || ale || unlimited || [[Wurphle's Midnight Snack]] || {{Free}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|ale|This is some sort of ale, or, judging by the name, a sample of river water.  It is probably not important which.}} (2) || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Bucket|The Bucket]], [[Pubs#Casino bar|Casino Bar]](as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades) || {{Dollars|$.50}} - {{Gmoney|1,0Gl}} ||
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|{{abbr|ale|This is some sort of ale, or, judging by the name, a sample of river water.  It is probably not important which.}} (2) || ale || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The Troll's Head bar|The Troll's Head bar]] ("Drink"), [[Eateries#The Thieves' Guild refectory|The Thieves' Guild refectory]] || {{Dollars|$.99}} - {{Dollars|$2.50}} ||
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|{{abbr|ale|This is some ale, about one pint.}} (3) || ale || {{pints|1}} || An alcohol stall. || {{Lmoney|Ls 1|6 1/2}} || 
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|{{abbr|beer|The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol.  It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.}} (1) || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The King's Way Rathskeller|The King's Way Rathskeller]] ("Merry Watchman"), [[Pubs#A loud pub|A loud pub]] ("Homebrew Beer"), [[Pubs#The Rat-Hole|The Rat-Hole]], [[Pubs#The Stab in the Back|The Stab in the Back]] ("Authentic Morporkian Beer"), [[Pubs#The Temporary Sign|The Temporary Sign]], [[Pubs#The Skunk Club bar|The Skunk Club bar]], [[Pubs#The Bunch of Grapes|The Bunch of Grapes]], [[Pubs#The Hatchet and Entrail|The Hatchet and Entrail]], [[Pubs#The bar in the temple of Sek|The bar in the temple of Sek]], [[Pubs#The large vulture nest|The large vulture nest]], [[Pubs#The Bayou Bourbon|The Bayou Bourbon]], [[Pubs#The Absinthe House|The Absinthe House]], [[Pubs#Salut!|Salut!]], [[Pubs#Lady Brook Liquor|Lady Brook Liquor]], [[Pubs#The Canal Retreat Pub|The Canal Retreat Pub]], [[Pubs#The Horn and Whistle|The Horn and Whistle]], [[Pubs#The Baron's Hand|The Baron's Hand]], [[Pubs#A grimy bar|A grimy bar]], [[Pubs#The Officers Lounge|The Officers Lounge]], [[Pubs#Outdoor bar|Outdoor bar]], [[Pubs#The Dog and Duck|The Dog and Duck]] (private bar), [[Pubs#Casino bar|Casino Bar]](as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades), [[Pubs#Cutangle Inn|Cutangle Inn]] (lounge), [[Pubs#The bar in the inn in Razorback|The bar in the inn in Razorback]], [[Pubs#The Hunter's Head|The Hunter's Head]], [[Pubs#Creel Springs Inn|Creel Springs Inn]], [[Pubs#The Thieves' Guild Bar|The Thieves' Guild Bar]], [[Pubs#The Crested Eagle Inn|The Crested Eagle Inn]], The Wine Shop, [[Eateries#The Hammered Cat|The Hammered Cat]] || {{Dollars|$.05}} - {{Djtoon|DjToon 9.50}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|beer|The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol.  It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.}} (1) || beer || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#A large, welcoming tent|A large, welcoming tent]] || {{Lmoney|Ls 10|5}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|beer|The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol.  It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.}} (1) || beer || {{cups|1}} || [[Pubs#The Fiddler's Riddle Tavern|The Fiddler's Riddle Tavern]] || {{Lmoney|Lp 8 1/4}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|beer|The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol.  It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.}} (1) || beer || {{cups|2}} || [[Hat]] high priest office || {{Free}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|beer|The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol.  It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.}} (1) || beer || unlimited || [[Wurphle's Midnight Snack]] || {{Free}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|beer|While normal beer is mostly see-through, this one has a lot more body than most, and could quite possibly be used to paint walls with.  The odour which permeates the air around it suggests that it is quite strong, although smells have been known to be deceptive.}} (2) || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rope and Anchor|The Rope and Anchor]] ("Imported Sto Helit ale"), [[Pubs#A swish tavern|A swish tavern]] || {{Dollars|$.05}} - {{{Djtoon|DjToon 6.00}} ||
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|{{abbr|beer|While normal beer is mostly see-through, this one has a lot more body than most, and could quite possibly be used to paint walls with.  The odour which permeates the air around it suggests that it is quite strong, although smells have been known to be deceptive.}} (2) || beer || {{tbsp|2}} || [[Pubs#The King's Way Rathskeller|The King's Way Rathskeller]] ("YYYY") || {{Djtoon|DjToon 6.00}} ||
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|{{abbr|beer|This beer looks quite tasty, and at least you can see through it.  The odour which seems to permeate the air around it suggests that its quite strong, although smells can be deceptive.}} (3) || beer || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#A village tavern|A village tavern]] || {{Dollars|$1}} ||
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|{{abbr|beer|The standard Brass Neck beer, about one pint.}} (4) || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Laughing Gnome|The Laughing Gnome]] || {{Lmoney|Ls 1|8}} || 
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|{{abbr|beer|This is some Lancre beer, about one pint.}} (5) || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Goat and Bush|The Goat and Bush]] || {{Lmoney|Ls 1|8}} || 
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|{{abbr|beer|This is a liquid that could, with some imagination, be classed as beer.  The smell of garlic coming from the glass is quite unpleasant, but after drinking enough it probably won't bother you much.}} (6) || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Drunken Magpie|The Drunken Magpie]] || {{Lmoney|Ls 4|2}} |||| Gives you [[garlic breath]].
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|{{abbr|beer|This rather looks like beer although it has a faint garlic smell.}} (7) || beer || {{cups|2}} || [[Pubs#Slaughtered Lamb Inn|Slaughtered Lamb Inn]] || {{Lmoney|Ls 1|8 3/4}} |||| Gives you [[garlic breath]].
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|{{abbr|beer|This is some sort of beer, about one pint.}} (8) || beer || {{pints|1}} || An alcohol stall || {{Lmoney|Ls 3|5 1/2}} || 
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|{{abbr|bitter|A dark and very smelly liquid.  You wouldn't want to use more than a drop at a time.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Bayou Bourbon|The Bayou Bourbon]], [[Pubs#The Absinthe House|The Absinthe House]], [[Pubs#Salut!|Salut!]], [[Pubs#The Baron's Hand|The Baron's Hand]], [[Pubs#The Officers Lounge|The Officers Lounge]], [[Pubs#Casino bar|Casino Bar]](as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades) || {{Gmoney|1,0Gl}} - {{Gmoney|1,55Gl}} || 
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|{{abbr|buffalo beer|This is buffalo brand beer, that's supposedly as strong as the animal, if not stronger.  It's a lie.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Flying Buffalo Pub|The Flying Buffalo Pub]] || {{Rhinu|100s}} ||
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|{{abbr|CMOTD's Finest Brew|CMOT Dibbler has produced an amazing beer from Ankh water, weird spices and possibly some more things.  Being Dibbler, he has of course made sure that the pint is rather a small one.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Flaming Cabbage|The Flaming Cabbage]] || {{Dollars|$4.29}} ||
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|{{abbr|Cohen Slider|This is a cloudy ale, about one pint.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#Riverside Bar|Riverside Bar]] || {{Rhinu|2Rh}} || 
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|{{abbr|dwarf ale|This is strong dwarfish ale, liable to render even the most hardy completely stuporose.  Imbibe at your peril.}} || ale || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#A large, welcoming tent|A large, welcoming tent]] || {{Lmoney|Ls 10|5}} || 
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|{{abbr|dwarf ale|This is strong dwarfish ale, liable to render even the most hardy completely stuporose.  Imbibe at your peril.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rat-Hole|The Rat-Hole]], [[Pubs#The Iron Helmet|The Iron Helmet]], [[Pubs#Havlik's Dwarf Bar|Havlik's Dwarf Bar]], [[Pubs#The Traveller's Rest|The Traveller's Rest]], [[Pubs#Casino bar|Casino Bar]] (as a bar themed to look like a street in the Shades) || {{Dollars|$.85}} - {{Dollars|$2}} || 
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|{{abbr|dwarfish beer|Even in Ankh-Morpork, this murky liquid could only just be called beer.  It's really quite an achievement this is still for sale.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Iron Helmet|The Iron Helmet]] || {{Dollars|$.50}} ||
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|{{abbr|dwarfish beer|Even in Ankh-Morpork, this murky liquid could only just be called beer.  It's really quite an achievement this is still for sale.}} || beer || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The Iron Helmet|The Iron Helmet]] || {{Dollars|$1.25}} ||
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|{{abbr|fine ale|Looking at this stuff is enough to tell you that there is no truth in advertising in Ankh-Morpork.  It might be ale, but there's nothing fine about it.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Felt Ham|The Felt Ham]] ,[[Pubs#The Wall View tavern|The Wall View tavern]], [[Pubs#The Mended Drum|The Mended Drum]], [[Pubs#The Bayou Bourbon|The Bayou Bourbon]], [[Pubs#A swish tavern|A swish tavern]], [[Eateries#All Jolson's Restaurant|All Jolson's Restaurant]], [[Eateries#The Groaning Platter Tavern|The Groaning Platter Tavern]], [[Eateries#The Emerald Necklace coaching inn|The Emerald Necklace coaching inn]] || {{Dollars|$.25}} - {{Dollars|A$2.50}} ||
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|{{abbr|fine ale|Looking at this stuff is enough to tell you that there is no truth in advertising in Ankh-Morpork.  It might be ale, but there's nothing fine about it.}} || ale || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The High-Life Bar|The High-Life Bar]], [[Eateries#The Fishermen's Guild regional office|The Fishermen's Guild regional office]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 0.50}} - {{Dollars|75p}} || 0.2 ||
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|{{abbr|Fire Ale|With a name like Fire Ale, it would be easy to expect flames lapping at the edges of a nervous metal beaker.  However, it seems that the drink's fire isn't literal, but a reference to the potency of the drink, which smells sharp and strong.  This is about one pint of the stuff.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rising Sun Inn|The Rising Sun Inn]], [[Pubs#The Shipwrecked Siren|The Shipwrecked Siren]], [[Pubs#The Couteau Rouge|The Couteau Rouge]], [[Pubs#The Resting Zombie|The Resting Zombie]], [[Pubs#The Jolly Old Seafarer|The Jolly Old Seafarer]] ("Thee Grog Special"), [[Eateries#A tent|A tent]] || {{Gmoney|50Gc}} - {{Gmoney|4,33Gl}} || 
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|{{abbr|Grand Finale|The alcohol fumes sting your eyes as you peer at it.  It is clearly much stronger than is good for you.}} || beer || {{tbsp|2}} || [[Pubs#The Bucket|The Bucket]], [[Pubs#The Dog and Duck|The Dog and Duck]] (front room) || {{Dollars|$5}} - {{Dollars|$13}} || 90 || Extremely strong, moreso than scumble.
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|{{abbr|Grand Finale|The alcohol fumes sting your eyes as you peer at it.  It is clearly much stronger than is good for you.}} || beer || {{oz|6}} || [[Pubs#Cutangle Inn|Cutangle Inn]] (lounge) || {{Lmoney|Ls 3|5 1/2}} || 90 || Extremely strong, moreso than scumble.
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|{{abbr|Grand Finale|The alcohol fumes sting your eyes as you peer at it.  It is clearly much stronger than is good for you.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rising Sun Inn|The Rising Sun Inn]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 2.80}} || 90 || Extremely strong, moreso than scumble.
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|{{abbr|Guinness|This is a very full, creamy Llamedese stout.  So full and creamy, in fact, that the last few centimetres can be eaten with a fork.}} || stout || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Traveller's Inn|The Traveller's Inn]] || {{Dollars|$1}} ||
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|{{abbr|High Seas Ale|This is a pint of the local ale.  It doesn't actually look too bad.}} || ale || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The Sailors' Bounty pub|The Sailors' Bounty pub]] || {{Rhinu|25s}} ||
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|{{abbr|home brewed beer|The easiest, and often the worst, sort of alcohol.  It looks like it was made in someone's backyard with a stick and some wheat.}} (1) || beer || {{pints|1}} || Gus Chronides || {{Free}} ||
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|{{abbr|Homebrew beer|Almost opaque, very thick and with an almost sickly aroma, it appears that the landlord spared every expense in the production of this beer.  It may even prove to be drinkable.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#A loud pub|A loud pub]] || {{Dollars|A$5}} ||
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|{{abbr|Klatchian beer|This is what people usually drink in pubs in Djelibeybi. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The King's Way Rathskeller|The King's Way Rathskeller]] ("Bonk Brew."), [[Pubs#The Sleepers Cafe|The Sleepers Cafe]], [[Pubs#The White Goat|The White Goat]] || {{Dollars|$1.50}} - {{Djtoon|DjToon 3.20}} ||
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|{{abbr|Klatchian beer|This is what people usually drink in pubs in Djelibeybi. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.}} || beer || {{cups|2}} || [[Pubs#The Sandy Hole|The Sandy Hole]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 3.50}} || 
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|{{abbr|Morporkian beer|This is what people usually drink in pubs in Morpork. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The King's Way Rathskeller|The King's Way Rathskeller]] ("Paperwork Pint"), [[Pubs#A large tent|A large tent]], [[Pubs#The Mouldy Cellar|The Mouldy Cellar]], [[Pubs#The Traveller's Rest|The Traveller's Rest]], [[Pubs#The High-Life Bar|The High-Life Bar]], [[Pubs#The Happy Melon Inn|The Happy Melon Inn]] ("Ankh-Morpork Prid"), [[Pubs#The White Goat|The White Goat]], [[Pubs#The Shipwrecked Siren|The Shipwrecked Siren]], [[Pubs#The Resting Zombie|The Resting Zombie]], [[Pubs#The Dog and Duck|The Dog and Duck]] (front room), [[Pubs#The Palace Inn|The Palace Inn]], [[Pubs#Tony Robinson's Bar|Tony Robinson's Bar]], [[Pubs#The Flying Klatchman Pub|The Flying Klatchman Pub]], [[Eateries#The Fishermen's Guild regional office|The Fishermen's Guild regional office]], [[Eateries#The Emerald Necklace coaching inn|The Emerald Necklace coaching inn]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 0.10}} - {{Gmoney|2,66Gl}} || 0.02 ||
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|{{abbr|Morporkian beer|This is what people usually drink in pubs in Morpork. Its sour taste is a constant reminder of how many people it has passed through to date, yet for some reason the punters keep drinking it.}} || beer || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The Felt Ham|The Felt Ham]], [[Pubs#The Mended Drum|The Mended Drum]] || {{Dollars|$.10}} || 0.02 ||
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|{{abbr|oatmeal stout|A dark, rich, strong beer, with oatmeal added during the brewing process to give a sweeter, smoother taste (not, as some have suggested, to make it a more acceptable component of breakfast).}} || stout || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#Cutangle Inn|Cutangle Inn]] (lounge) || {{Lmoney|Ls 3|2 1/4}} || 
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|{{abbr|onion ale|This is the speciality ale of the Stoat and Onion.  It looks like a normal ale but it has that extra special touch that brings tears to the eyes.  Just be thankful that it's onions and not stoats.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Stoat & Onion|The Stoat & Onion]] || {{Dollars|$.75}} || 
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|{{abbr|Pharaoh's Brew|A thick, frothy head tops the drink of Pharaoh's Brew.  The cloudy, golden ale has a strong yeasty smell and is the perfect drink for an evening out in Djelibeybi.  This is about one pint of the stuff.}} || ale || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rising Sun Inn|The Rising Sun Inn]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 3.00}} ||
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|{{abbr|rice ale|The ale has a beautiful bouquet; you feel quite light-headed after just looking at it.}} || rice ale || {{cups|1}}|| [[Pubs#Agatean Gasthaus|The Agatean Gasthaus]] || {{Rhinu|30s}} ||
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|{{abbr|rice beer|This is a pint of the local beer.  One only needs to look at it to know that you'll need another one two minutes after drinking it.}} (1) || rice beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Sailors' Bounty pub|The Sailors' Bounty pub]] || {{Rhinu|25s}} ||
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|{{abbr|rice beer|This is some rice beer, it looks like a slightly more liquid version of rice pudding and smells a little worse.  This is about about one pint.}} (2) || rice beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Tanto and Lotus|The Tanto and Lotus]], [[Pubs#The Sensei's Rest|The Sensei's Rest]], [[Pubs#The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe|The Buffalo Bar at the Queen's In Cafe], [[Eateries#The Hammered Cat|The Hammered Cat]]] || {{Rhinu|60s}} - {{Dollars|$2.50}} ||
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|{{abbr|River Valley Volt|This is about one pint of River Valley Volt, a light, bubbly beer, with only the faintest trace of a head.  The clear, yellowy liquid, best served chilled, is a favourite among the sailors of Djelibeybi.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rising Sun Inn|The Rising Sun Inn]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 2.70}} || 
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|{{abbr|Sandy Dune|A light and bubbly lager, Sandy Dune is topped by a thin head of fine white bubbles.  Brewed in the town of Hort, from the upper regions of the Djel, Sandy Dune has a slightly orange tint to it.  This is about one pint of it.}} || lager || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Sleepers Cafe|The Sleepers Cafe]], [[Pubs#The Rising Sun Inn|The Rising Sun Inn]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 2.40}} - {{Djtoon|DjToon 3.00}} || 
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|{{abbr|Schlorg|This beer must be "forn".  It has none of the characteristic muddiness that all beer brewed from Ankh water possesses.}} || beer || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#The Flaming Cabbage|The Flaming Cabbage]] || {{Dollars|$4.59}} ||
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|{{abbr|Seedtime Frenzy|Thick and dark with a fine creamy head, Seedtime Frenzy is strong malt beer brewed on the banks of Djel.  This is about one pint of the stuff.}} || malt beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Rising Sun Inn|The Rising Sun Inn]] || {{Djtoon|DjToon 2.40}} || 
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|{{abbr|Smithwick's lager|Smithwick's is a classic "pale" Llamedoan lager.  "Pale" for a Llamedese lager means that it is slightly darker than tar; however, compared to Llamedese stout, it's as light as a cloud.}} || lager || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Traveller's Inn|The Traveller's Inn]], [[Pubs#The Pain in the Neck|The Pain in the Neck]], [[Eateries#All Jolson's Restaurant|All Jolson's Restaurant]] || {{Dollars|$1}} - {{Dollars|$2.49}} ||
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|{{abbr|tap special|This is a tankard of Tap Tong's famous homemade rice beer.  It is guaranteed to strip the lining from your mouth and stomach and still leave room enough in both for a mouthful of kognac.}} || rice beer || {{pints|2}} || [[Pubs#Tap Tong's market bar|Tap Tong's market bar]] || {{Rhinu|25s}} ||
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|{{abbr|thick lager|This is some thick, dark lager, about one pint.  In fact, it is so thick as to be almost solid.  It is giving off a wavering cloud of alcohol fumes.}} || lager || {{pints|1}} || [[Dwarf bread museum]] - lucky dip or prize #3 || {{Free|2 tesserae}}
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|{{abbr|Troll beer|This is trollish beer.  You suspect a human shouldn't really be drinking this stuff.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The King's Way Rathskeller|The King's Way Rathskeller]] ("Detritus Draught"), [[Pubs#The Flaming Cabbage|The Flaming Cabbage]] || {{Dollars|$1.50}} - {{Dollars|$4.29}} ||
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|{{abbr|weak lager shandy|This is about one pint of cheap beer mixed with something.  Probably best not to think what precisely it has been mixed with.}} || lager || {{pints|1}} || [[Eateries#Actors.27_Guild_bar|The Actors' Guild bar]] || {{Dollars|30p}} || 
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|{{abbr|Winkle's Old Peculiar|There are a few things that will make a Morporkian miss their home when they're in forn parts, and this beer is one.  While Winkle's Old Peculiar is known to have killed quite a few people and (rumour has it) two horses, it is still one of the finest products of Ankh-Morpork.}} || beer || {{pints|1}} || [[Pubs#The Pain in the Neck|The Pain in the Neck]], [[Pubs#The Traveller's Rest|The Traveller's Rest]], [[Eateries#All Jolson's Restaurant|All Jolson's Restaurant]], [[Eateries#A posh outdoor bar|A posh outdoor bar]] || {{Free}} - {{Djtoon|DjToon 4.98}} || 0.04 ||
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