Banishing of Unnatural Urges
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|Banishing of Unnatural Urges|
This spell costs 25 GP to cast, and takes up 5 units of mind space.
The following skills are used in the stages of this spell:
This spell does not require any components to cast.
You prepare to cast Banishing of Unnatural Urges on yourself. You tune out the noises around you and focus on the almost imperceptible whispering floating around your ears. Your burning desires, in the form of two tiny red imps, suddenly appear on your shoulders, their hands cupped to your ears. The imps fall silent under the weight of your stare. You say: Buggeroff, you lot. The two imps shrug, climb down from your shoulder and wander off, arguing over who to tempt next.
You feel more able to withstand temptation. The two imps shrug, climb down from your shoulder and wander away, arguing over who to tempt next.
You say: Go bother someone else, you pesky little buggers. The imps on your shoulder snicker at you as two more appear and climb up to join them, then all of them wink out of sight.