Baguette's custom bags

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Baguette is a bag maker located at the junction of Weaver Street and Loom Alley in Ankh-Morpork.

With her mussed brown curly hair and haphazard makeup, this lass looks permanently distracted.  She
does, however, have a hint of sophistication in her posture and gestures.
She is in good shape.
She is sitting on the stool.
Wearing : a pair of silver wire glasses, a pair of ruby slippers and a lacy pink dress.

She makes bags on custom order.

Ordering

You can order the different bags that Baguette can make by saying in morporkian "order".

You then say each option that you choose.

To stop, say "stop" or leave the room.

Bag types

Baguette offers bags of different size and weight. She says the bags are in one of three categories, but not exactly which is in which category, so the list below might be wrong.

smallest and lightest
  • belt pack
  • bindle
  • bundle
  • hobo bag
average size and weight
  • bag
  • duffel bag
  • sack
  • satchel
  • sea bag
  • shopper
  • tote bag
bigger and heavier
  • backpack
  • bookbag
  • knapsack
  • pack
  • rucksack

Clasps

You can choose a material for the clasps that keep the bag closed.

  • silver
  • brass
  • gold
  • none

Material

lightweight materials

These are said to be functionally the same.

  • fishnet
  • cotton
  • linen
  • silk
heavyweight materials
  • denim
  • leather
  • canvas

Colour

You can then choose the colour of your bag. There's so many colours that they are grouped in families.

For some materials though there's a lot less choices.

Canvas

  • midnight black
  • harvest brown
  • forest green
  • pebble grey
  • minty green
  • rhinu grey
  • moss green
  • snow white
  • smoky blue
  • chocolate
  • dark bone
  • champagne
  • navy blue
  • mulberry
  • espresso
  • golden
  • maroon
  • camel
  • brick
  • ivory
  • sand
  • bark
  • bone
  • tan

Silk

black
  • celestial-coloured
  • twilight-coloured
  • fuliginous black
  • creosote black
  • midnight black
  • smoke-coloured
  • corbeau black
  • piceous black
  • midnight blue
  • atrous black
  • perse black
  • sable black
  • raven black
  • inky black
  • coal black
  • charcoal
  • black
blue
  • moonlight-coloured
  • virescent-coloured
  • viridian-coloured
  • twilight-coloured
  • deep indigo blue
  • ultra pure white
  • kingfisher blue
  • bubble-coloured
  • lavender indigo
  • eau-de-nil blue
  • deep royal blue
  • pavonated blue
  • celestial blue
  • mazarine blue
  • sea foam blue
  • caesious blue
  • glaucous blue
  • lavender blue
  • midnight blue
  • pastel purple
  • dusk-coloured
  • iceberg blue
  • celeste blue
  • cascade blue
  • watchet blue
  • ultramarine
  • royal azure
  • pastel blue
  • argent blue
  • powder blue
  • denim blue
  • deep azure
  • raven blue
  • cadet grey
  • smalt blue
  • ocean blue
  • cadet blue
  • royal blue
  • lovat blue
  • slate blue
  • baby blue
  • sea green
  • cerulean
  • sky blue
  • cobalt
  • indigo
  • mauve
  • azure
  • aqua
  • navy
  • teal
  • cyan
  • blue
brown
green
  • chrysochlorous green
  • camouflage-coloured
  • chlorochrous green
  • eau-de-nil green
  • porraceous green
  • praisinous green
  • smaragdine green
  • virescent green
  • ocean-coloured
  • sea foam green
  • caesious green
  • viridian green
  • celadon green
  • celeste green
  • golden green
  • pastel green
  • spring green
  • hunter green
  • pastel jade
  • lovat green
  • lemon-lime
  • sea green
  • green
  • teal
grey
orange
pink
purple
red
yellow
white

Size

You can then adjust the size. This might or might not change the weight of the item.

  • smaller
  • standard
  • larger

Slogan

You can have one of the slogan in the list below embroidered on it or none.

  • My other bag's a cloud
  • Who watches the watch?
  • Numberchasers Rule!
  • Only when it hunts
  • I'm with sexy -->
  • Idlechasers Rule!
  • Adventurers Rule!
  • Never enough XP!
  • Assassins Rule!
  • Warriors Rule!
  • Share the Disc
  • Thieves Rule!
  • Witches Rule!
  • Wizards Rule!
  • I Luv Morpork
  • Priests Rule!
  • TMs forever!
  • Ankh Couture
  • Flower Power
  • Grrrl Power
  • Untouchable
  • Fashionista
  • Hot Stuff
  • Free Love
  • Precious
  • Hardcore
  • Sweetie
  • Squishy
  • Groovy
  • Ur mum
  • Wanted
  • Killer
  • Juicy
  • Peace
  • Sassy
  • Rebel
  • Magic
  • Sexy
  • Pink
  • none
  • Geek
  • Ugh!
  • SWAG
  • MUD
  • LAG
  • BFF
  • LOL

It's unclear if this is the same as embroidering normally once you collect it.

Decorations

You can also add some more shiny stuff on top.

studs
rhinestones
  • radioactive orange
  • iridescent white
  • ice cream white
  • chocolate brown
  • seamstress pink
  • electric purple
  • magnolia white
  • ballerina pink
  • seductive pink
  • eggshell white
  • midnight black
  • raspberry pink
  • orchid purple
  • angelic white
  • demonic black
  • sapphire blue
  • raindrop grey
  • cranberry red
  • golden yellow
  • luscious pink
  • emerald green
  • sunset orange
  • midnight blue
  • royal purple
  • flame orange
  • cardinal red
  • pearly white
  • burnt orange
  • carbon black
  • autumn brown
  • lemon yellow
  • bridal white
  • earth brown
  • ghost white
  • mocha brown
  • grass green
  • plum purple
  • cloud white
  • glass green
  • gay scarlet
  • onyx black
  • slate grey
  • holy white
  • storm grey
  • aquamarine
  • blush pink
  • pale teal
  • sea green
  • tar black
  • baby pink
  • blood red
  • charcoal
  • mulberry
  • hot pink
  • ash grey
  • ruby red
  • cinnamon
  • ice blue
  • bronze
  • indigo
  • violet
  • ivory
  • cream
  • taupe
sequins
none

Name embroidery

You can also have your name embroidered on your bag if you want to.

Result

Then Baguette tells you the price and shows you what the result would look like with a weight estimate.

Examples:

Baguette exclaims to you: That will look darling!
Baguette says to you: Your bag will cost A$79.25.

Baguette says to you: Your amazing bag will look like this: This moonlight-coloured silk belt pack is basically a larger pouch on a belt with a silver clasp, designed to be worn above the rump.  The words "Frazyl" and "Flower Power" have been stitched onto the belt pack, and midnight black rhinestones are scattered all over it.

Baguette says to you: It will weigh 1 pound, more or less.
Baguette asks you: Do you still like it?!?

See also